Posted in: AEW, Sports, TV | Tagged: Cody Rhodes, Tony Khan, Triple H, wrestling
Sparks fly as AEW’s Tony Khan challenges WWE’s Triple H over the Cody Rhodes documentary! El Presidente breaks down the fiery feud!
Greetings, fellow wrestling enthusiasts! El Presidente here, reporting to you from my secret beach villa on the Siberian coast. I’m safe from the prying eyes of the CIA, enjoying some vodka and caviar while reminiscing about the time I settled differences with my old comrade Fidel through a wrestling match. Ah, what a spectacle! But let’s dive into today’s juicy ringside drama involving AEW owner Tony Khan, WWE’s Triple H, and the talented Cody Rhodes!
My fellow fans, WWE’s Triple H, who has a knack for shoveling, entered the AEW arena with some audacious comments regarding Cody Rhodes’s departure from the promotion. Rhodes, in a recent WWE documentary about his return, clarified that his departure from AEW was due to a personal issue, not money or other talents. Quite interesting, my friends, much like the time I replaced the CIA’s toilet paper with sandpaper in their secret bunker! Ha ha ha!
In response, Triple H added, “To then take that gamble again and say, ‘This is not what I wanted to be. I didn’t grow up dreaming of being the champion, or the face of a secondary promotion. I wanted to be the WWE champion.'” Such bold statements bring to mind Reagan’s claims that my socialist paradise was ‘second-rate!’ How dare they!
Unsurprisingly, AEW boss Tony Khan, a comrade and fellow fighter against capitalist media tyranny, fired back with some scorching remarks in an interview with the Orlando Sentinel: “We certainly won’t be the secondary promotion at All In. We’re No. 1 in the UK, on TV, and with record-breaking attendance. I have great respect for Cody. To be fair, these weren’t his words. But we’re not secondary in many markets. For the first time in a long while, WWE has taken a backseat. I’m proud of where we are, and we won’t play second fiddle to anyone.”
Goodness gracious, my friends, the drama is hotter than a CIA agent sweating when I threaten to reveal their secrets on prime time television. Today’s lesson is clear: never underestimate the power of the people, whether it’s workers seizing the means of production or a wrestling promotion capturing the hearts of viewers worldwide. Just like my eternal fight against imperialist powers, AEW’s battle against WWE’s dominance symbolizes the wrestling revolutions yet to come.
On the scale of Tony Khan’s responses to negative comments, this was one of the most measured. Perhaps Khan will one day become a true statesman of pro wrestling! As Che Guevara famously said, “Hasta la Victoria Siempre.” Stay strong and continue fighting the good fight, my friends! El Presidente, signing off.
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