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The Chadster’s Unbiased Review of AEW Rampage: A Wrestling Nightmare and Tony Khan’s Jab! 😤🥊 Auughh man! So Unfair!
The Chadster has now endured one-third of Tony Khan’s weekend of torment. Last night, he watched AEW Rampage, and tonight he prepares himself for AEW Collision, followed by the AEW/NJPW Forbidden Door PPV tomorrow. 😫 Auughh man! It’s just so unfair! However, The Chadster remains committed to unbiased journalism and presents his review of this week’s episode of AEW Rampage. 🕵️♂️
This week’s AEW Rampage kicked off with an intense Eight-Man Tag Match featuring CHAOS and United Empire & Mogul Embassy’s Swerve Strickland. AEW continues to push the boundaries with these multi-wrestler matches, challenging the traditions of WWE. The Chadster finds this chaotic approach disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has contributed. It’s often difficult to follow the action.🤷
In addition, AEW World Champion MJF made his debut on AEW Rampage, which led to an unexpected ambush by “Filthy” Tom Lawlor and Royce Isaacs on Adam Cole. While The Chadster won’t entertain conspiracy theories, it seems Tony Khan intentionally plans these episodes to provoke him. 😤
The Trios Tag Match between The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass against three local competitors ended quickly, with Daddy Ass hardly breaking a sweat. The subsequent interaction of the winners with QT Marshall’s stable failed to captivate the crowd. It’s evident that AEW lacks a deep understanding of the wrestling business. 🙄
Furthermore, an Owen Hart Foundation Women’s Quarter-Final match showcased The Jericho Appreciation Society’s Anna Jay A.S. against Skye Blue. The Chadster questions AEW’s decision to incorporate Owen Hart’s legacy in a way that seemingly undermines Vince McMahon. It’s a constant reminder of AEW’s attempt to oppose WWE.
Finally, the main event showcased “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry facing off against Just 5 Guys’ DOUKI. Even Jungle Boy’s fans appear to be turning against him, and his match against IWGP World Heavyweight Champion SANADA feels like another deliberate move by Tony Khan. The Chadster wonders why Tony Khan continuously challenges his wrestling preferences. Can’t The Chadster enjoy WWE in peace without these ongoing rivalry attempts? 😠
Before sharing the rest of the review, The Chadster must recount an exceptionally vivid dream he had featuring Tony Khan himself. In the dream, The Chadster received an invitation from Russian President Vladimir Putin to watch WWE Smackdown. Although skeptical of Putin’s affiliation, The Chadster was enticed by the promise of a grand TV and a selection of fine White Claw seltzers. However, moments before Smackdown began, The Chadster discovered that Tony Khan had joined forces with Yevgeny Prigozhin, a Wagner mercenary chief, to incite rebellion in Russia! 🇷🇺 Tony Khan, riding a Russian tank, pursued The Chadster through Moscow, leaving destruction in his wake. This dream felt disturbingly real, and The Chadster wonders when Tony Khan will stop invading his dreams and allow him to live his life. Why is Tony Khan so fixated on The Chadster? 🤦
With AEW Rampage behind him, The Chadster mentally prepares for AEW Collision tonight. Stay tuned for his preview of the event. Stay strong, fellow WWE supporters. The Chadster stands united with you! 💪
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